I bid you all a fond farewell, and wish you a peaceful night's sleep. I am worn out and exhausted by a busy day of blogging. My fingers are bloodied, I can only see out of one eye (thanks to the ugly pie incident), and my body is wracked with pain.
Until tomorrow,
Humbly yours,
Best wishes,
Sincerely,
D. Weed
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Good night.
Despite the surprising subliminal mind control of TBTMNS that brought me back the first time, I will not be returning to this website to comment on your posts. I have commented on every single blog post as of 4:53pm Eastern Time, 3:53 Central Time on April 4, 2007. So, I bid you farewell for the last time, blogger. And I do so icily. This blog is doomed, I tell you. It is too nonsensical, too ridiculous, too stupid, too wretched, too annoying, too unvisited, too dumb, too plain old bad. So, I leave this doomed blog with little regret. You shan't see me again. At least, I don't expect that you will. Maybe if you send me money.
Adieu, Dill Weed, ridiculous blogger that you are (I still think a grasshopper or a ten-year-old could do a better job. But, by the way, it is necessary to apologize for offending your love of sand fleas).
Adieu, Rudy McScroogles, you spleen-hungry fiend (I will not miss your rapscallion ways, nor will I miss your threat to my spleen's well-being. But I will miss the fact that while I was on this blog, I always held out hope that one day I would learn if the "Rudy" in your name was short for Rudolph or Rudobob. Now, I suppose, I'll never know.)
Adieu, TBTMNS, you eating, sleeping, breeding multicellular organism (I will never care about your many mysteries again.)
Sincerely,
Your Anonymous Friend (Or Is It Foe?)
i'm back.
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