Tuesday, May 22, 2007

My French toast has a British accent.

I wear an aqualung around my waist to help me through the day. When people stop me in the street and ask me what it is, I say it is a big metal aqualung that I wear around my waist to help me through the day. When things get really bad, I submerge my left hand in the aqualung until my pH balance has been restored.

THE CHICKEN CUTLETS BURN MY EYES!

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