to take your face and sprinkle it with cheese, cover it in salsa, and bake it in the oven for 3 hours at 350 degrees.
i would then take your face and serve it with a side of rice and maple syrup. there would be plenty of apple juice for everyone, and ice cream would be served for dessert.
everyone would enjoy the meal and your face would have served a higher purpose.
please consider my proposal. i will pay you $7.03.