From: Rudy McScroogles
To: TBTMNS
Re: Eating your spleen
Dear Sir,
I am still very interested in eating your spleen, and/or the spleen(s) of any of your many, many readers. In lieu of a spleen, I will happily settle for either a gall bladder or an appendix. Please reiterate this information to your many, many readers and respond back to me at your earliest convenience.
Yours Truly,
R. McScroogles
1 comment:
Damnit, I want my spleen for myself you insensitive bastard!
You know what your problem is, Rudy? You are too insensitive to others' needs. So is Dill Weed. Instead of running this stupid blog, he could be running a blog on something useful, like...um...I don't know...hmmm...well, whatever. Aw, screw this, you know what I mean. Just don't eat my spleen, huh?
Or gall bladder.
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