Yo Vomitar

I puked last night. Technically, it was early this morning, around 5am I guess. The good news is that I managed to get it all in the toilet, so I don't have to worry about cleaning it up now and possibly throwing up again.

I puked a mixture of beer, very cheap bourbon, very cheap white wine (we ran out of beer and cheap bourbon), more beer and I think there was a vodka tonic thrown in there somewhere. Undoubtedly, the vodka was very cheap vodka.

So, the moral of the story is: When you drink too much and have to puke, get it all in the toilet so your girlfriend doesn't get mad at you and so you don't have to clean it up later.

I'm reading this right now

I am reading this right now. Now I am typing this. In a moment, I'll be reading this, but right now I'm typing this. Once I start reading it, I'll be done typing it. Then I will have to find something else to do.

my angry

girlfriend smells like cheese.

i hear the sounds
of whining clowns
who've come to beat my face.
when they arrive
i shall derive
the nectar of toothpaste.

no.

yes.

My First Post - EVER

This is my first post. It smells like burnt toast. Please don't eat compost.

That is it. Most other posts will probably not make as much sense as this one did, so be warned.